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Seppuku Banana

Published in Webcomic on June 7th, 2010 10:05 pm

Cowboy Wash.: Prolly the best 'bang for your buck' I have had in a long time. Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cowboy Wash.: What's up? Me: I just played phone tag from hell! Cowboy Wash.: Was it an important call? Me: YES! The lady called. I go to answer it, but my iPhone FREEZES up! Cowboy Wash.: Uh oh... Me: When it finally defrosted, I called her back. Me: I got her secretary, who tells me the line is busy, so I leave a message.<br /> Me: Then I hang up, only to have a voicemail asking me to call back.<br /> Me: Which I do ... and the secretary tells me, 'Her line has been busy the entire time. I will give her your message as soon as she is available.' Cowboy Wash.: Ouch. I hope it wasn't a job interview.<br /> Me: It doesn't matter. I'm committing seppuku with a banana as we speak.<br />

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Women! women…

Published in Webcomic on June 5th, 2010 11:01 pm

Me: Women! Euroboy: women... Me: Thank you! I’m so ANGRY! Euroboy: Thank YOU. I’m SO angry. Me: Oh man, my wife makes me watch the lamest Sci-Fi movies, and she won’t watch a single episode of Fringe with me. How about you? Euroboy: Oh man, my wife makes me watch the lamest Sci-Fi movies, and she won’t watch a single episode of Fringe with me. How about you? Me: Oh okay, you’re mocking me. Like that’s what I needed...

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Scary Movie

Published in Webcomic on January 18th, 2010 6:00 am

Cowboy Wash.: I have to shut down. brb. Back! Me: I saw this movie. It was SO scary. Me: Here's the trailer: http://www...com/trailer/8206/ Cowboy Wash.: one sec. Cowboy Wash.: um, one sec. Me: Did you look at it? Cowboy Wash.: Can you just tell me about it? I'm too scared to click the link.

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Message from myself to myself: I wrote this in 2009. What’s 2010 like? The weather’s been great in 2009. That’s all I have to say to my future self.

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Dinner Party

Published in Webcomic on January 4th, 2010 6:00 am

Cowboy Wash.: Do anything good for New Year's Eve? Me: Not really, I went to a dinner party. Cowboy Wash.: Ah, how did that go? Me: Let's just say, I tried to make it through by choking myself on brownies and rum. Cowboy Wash.: Any success? Me: Well, after my third trip to the brownie tray, I tripped over a rottweiler and spilled my rum on a stranger. Cowboy Wash.: Bad plan, huh? Me: Actually, it worked brilliantly. Me: The wife dragged me home, and I enjoyed the rest of the evening in my boxers.

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Happy New Year! Prediction: 2010 is the future, expect to see flying cars, holographic computers, and robot hookers.

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