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Retirement

Me: So, the movie wasn't any good? Mother: Your dad needs to get a job. Will you keep your eyes open? Me: Are you serious? He just retired. Mother: Just something part-time. Maybe he could be a security guard. Me: You guys don't even have any bills. Mother: Yea, I know, but he's around the house too much now.

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Internet Backgammon

Me: We've got company meetings all week long. Dad: Want to play internet backgammon? Me: Dad, I just said I have meetings all week long. Dad: You do remember how to play backgammon, don’t you? Me: Sigh... Dad: How about online Texas Hold 'Em?

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Goat Man Movie

Me: already posted it and sold it before I realized you would want it. Dad: Mom and I want to go see a movie. Me: Is that what retired folks do all day? Dad: Have you seen the Goat Man movie with George Clooney? Me: Men Who Stare At Goats? No, I haven't seen it. Dad: Is it any good?

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Thanksgiving Edition

Cowboy Wash.: Now, I have to open that box again... Me: I can’t get into Thanksgiving. There’s no spirit. Cowboy Wash.: What? No way! I can’t wait for all the food! Me: True, but where's the senseless commercialization? Cowboy Wash.: Grocery stores sell turkeys like crazy. Me: Yea, but that's so one dimentional. I want pilgrim costumes and turkey pinatas. Me: How about plastic Mayflower baubles, or maybe even gummi bears in the shape of turkeys. Me: Where’s the pageantry and tradition? Cowboy Wash.: You could watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Me: Ahhhhhhh!

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On another note, Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for EVERYTHING! Especially all the comments that I’m about to get!?!? Huh, can I get a comment? Peeps? That’s you!

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