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19: Zombie Love

Euroboy: Zombies only have one real strength. Numbers! Me: Ah, you’re forgetting the zombie’s biggest strength. Euroboy: Please don’t say super-speed. Me: Emotional attachment! You know, the pain caused by watching a loved one turn. Me: The human in you says, ‘It’s not a zombie.’ But it is. Me: And as soon as you give it that one last hug before fatal decapitation… Me: BAM! You’re bitten. Euroboy: You make a valid point. I must train myself to never love.

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18: Worst. Day. Ever.

RichKid: It's the nicer of the 3, but its not too expensive, especially if you split a noodle dish. Me: Worst. Day. Ever. RichKid: Oh yea? What's up. Me: I woke up this morning sick. RichKid: Me too. Me: Well, my wife deleted last week's Heroes off the DVR before I could watch it. RichKid: I watch it live, in HD. Me: I opened up Photoshop this morning only to get 'License has expired.' I've spent the last 3 hours uninstalling/reinstalling Adobe MS CS3. RichKid: I hope you learned a lesson about using pirated software. Me: Gah! You're the one who GAVE it to me!

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17: Gotta Run

Me: You around? Cowboy Wash.: Hey. Me: Thank GOODNESS! Me: I've been staring at a empty friend list all day long, and all I want is a little chat to pass the day. Cowboy Wash.: Oh crap, I've got to run.

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16: The Locker Room

Me: i can grow a nice 'scruff', but nothing that says 'lumberjack.' Euroboy: My job got everyone gym memberships. Me: Hey, that's pretty cool. Euroboy: That's what I thought... at first. Euroboy: I went down there during lunch. The place seemed nice until I finished up and headed for the locker room. Euroboy: I went in and was surrounded by guys from work... only completely NAKED! Me: WTF! What did you do? Euroboy: What could I do? I stripped down, followed my boss into the shower and asked him some banal work questions as I soaped up.

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