lilchats http://www.lilchats.com a webcomic about chatting on IM Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:00:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 Scary Movie http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/scary-movie/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/scary-movie/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:00:45 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=200 Cowboy Wash.: I have to shut down. brb. Back! Me: I saw this movie. It was SO scary. Me: Here's the trailer: http://www...com/trailer/8206/ Cowboy Wash.: one sec. Cowboy Wash.: um, one sec. Me: Did you look at it? Cowboy Wash.: Can you just tell me about it? I'm too scared to click the link.

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Message from myself to myself: I wrote this in 2009. What’s 2010 like? The weather’s been great in 2009. That’s all I have to say to my future self.

]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/scary-movie/feed/ Dinner Party http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/dinner-party/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/dinner-party/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:00:57 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=222 Cowboy Wash.: Do anything good for New Year's Eve? Me: Not really, I went to a dinner party. Cowboy Wash.: Ah, how did that go? Me: Let's just say, I tried to make it through by choking myself on brownies and rum. Cowboy Wash.: Any success? Me: Well, after my third trip to the brownie tray, I tripped over a rottweiler and spilled my rum on a stranger. Cowboy Wash.: Bad plan, huh? Me: Actually, it worked brilliantly. Me: The wife dragged me home, and I enjoyed the rest of the evening in my boxers.

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Happy New Year! Prediction: 2010 is the future, expect to see flying cars, holographic computers, and robot hookers.

]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/dinner-party/feed/ Presents! http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/presents/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/presents/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:00:30 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=209 RichKid: What did you get for Christmas? Me: I got a PS3 Slim! RichKid: I got one for my birthday a year ago. You know the slim doesn't have backwards compatibility. No PS2 games for you. Me: Yea, well, I've been playing MW2 non-stop. It's awesome! RichKid: I beat it already. You really need to play the first one to fully enjoy it. Me: I also got Star Trek on BluRay. RichKid: Got it the day it came out. It's better in the theater. Me: So, what did you get? RichKid: Eh, nothing special.

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/presents/feed/ Christmas Gift Idea http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/christmas-gift-idea/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/christmas-gift-idea/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:00:24 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=207 Wife: Can you get the clothes out of the dryer? Me: Are you ready yet? Wife: I'm looking for a longer shirt that will cover a tiny hole in my jeans. Wife: Speaking of the hole, Christmas gift idea... Me: Check. You want longer shirts.

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/christmas-gift-idea/feed/ Public Toilets http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/31-public-toilets/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/31-public-toilets/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:00:22 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=175 Me: My boss's wife wanted more ram so I ordered a 2GB stick on Newegg. Euroboy: I can't go in public. I have to wait until I get home. Me: I used to be the same way. Euroboy: What changed for you? Me: At my last job, I noticed all the older guys spent a lot of time in the bathroom. Me: One day, I gave it a shot, and it hit me. Basically, you're getting paid for it. It was great. Me: Now, I try to save it for work. And once you go at work, public toilets aren't much different. Euroboy: Sorry, I’ve got to run home!

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/31-public-toilets/feed/ Farm Tours http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/farm-tours/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/farm-tours/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:00:02 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=178 Mother: I found a job! Me: Wait, I thought you wanted Dad to get a job. Mother: It's a long story, but your dad and I are going to be giving farm tours! Me: Farm tours? Mother: Yea, we're going to do hay rides and a petting zoo and we might have reindeer for Christmas and maybe a Christmas tree patch. The list goes on. Me: I'm not sure I want to know any more...

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/farm-tours/feed/ Retirement http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/retirement/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/retirement/#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:00:35 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=173 Me: So, the movie wasn't any good? Mother: Your dad needs to get a job. Will you keep your eyes open? Me: Are you serious? He just retired. Mother: Just something part-time. Maybe he could be a security guard. Me: You guys don't even have any bills. Mother: Yea, I know, but he's around the house too much now.

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/retirement/feed/ Internet Backgammon http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/internet-backgammon/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/internet-backgammon/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:00:57 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=215 Me: We've got company meetings all week long. Dad: Want to play internet backgammon? Me: Dad, I just said I have meetings all week long. Dad: You do remember how to play backgammon, don’t you? Me: Sigh... Dad: How about online Texas Hold 'Em?

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/internet-backgammon/feed/ Goat Man Movie http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/goat-man-movie/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/goat-man-movie/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:00:24 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=166 Me: already posted it and sold it before I realized you would want it. Dad: Mom and I want to go see a movie. Me: Is that what retired folks do all day? Dad: Have you seen the Goat Man movie with George Clooney? Me: Men Who Stare At Goats? No, I haven't seen it. Dad: Is it any good?

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/goat-man-movie/feed/ Thanksgiving Edition http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/thanksgiving-edition/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/thanksgiving-edition/#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:16 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=198 Cowboy Wash.: Now, I have to open that box again... Me: I can’t get into Thanksgiving. There’s no spirit. Cowboy Wash.: What? No way! I can’t wait for all the food! Me: True, but where's the senseless commercialization? Cowboy Wash.: Grocery stores sell turkeys like crazy. Me: Yea, but that's so one dimentional. I want pilgrim costumes and turkey pinatas. Me: How about plastic Mayflower baubles, or maybe even gummi bears in the shape of turkeys. Me: Where’s the pageantry and tradition? Cowboy Wash.: You could watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Me: Ahhhhhhh!

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On another note, Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for EVERYTHING! Especially all the comments that I’m about to get!?!? Huh, can I get a comment? Peeps? That’s you!

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