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lilchats http://www.lilchats.com a webcomic about chatting on IM Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:37:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The Definition of Insanity http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/definition-of-insanity/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/definition-of-insanity/#comments Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:02:50 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=232 Cowboy Wash.: I want a Christmas do-over. Me: This day sucks. Cowboy Wash.: You say that everyday. Me: I guess I'm just hoping one day you'll say something to turn the day around. Cowboy Wash.: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity. Me: In Computer Science, we call that recursion.

Cowboy Wash.: I want a Christmas do-over. Me: This day sucks. Cowboy Wash.: You say that everyday. Me: I guess I'm just hoping one day you'll say something to turn the day around. Cowboy Wash.: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity. Me: In Computer Science, we call that recursion.

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Cowboy Wash.: Prolly the best 'bang for your buck' I have had in a long time. Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cowboy Wash.: What's up? Me: I just played phone tag from hell! Cowboy Wash.: Was it an important call? Me: YES! The lady called. I go to answer it, but my iPhone FREEZES up! Cowboy Wash.: Uh oh... Me: When it finally defrosted, I called her back. Me: I got her secretary, who tells me the line is busy, so I leave a message.<br />
Me: Then I hang up, only to have a voicemail asking me to call back.<br />
Me: Which I do ... and the secretary tells me, 'Her line has been busy the entire time. I will give her your message as soon as she is available.' Cowboy Wash.: Ouch. I hope it wasn't a job interview.<br />
Me: It doesn't matter. I'm committing seppuku with a banana as we speak.<br />

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Me: Women! Euroboy: women... Me: Thank you! I’m so ANGRY! Euroboy: Thank YOU. I’m SO angry. Me: Oh man, my wife makes me watch the lamest Sci-Fi movies, and she won’t watch a single episode of Fringe with me. How about you? Euroboy: Oh man, my wife makes me watch the lamest Sci-Fi movies, and she won’t watch a single episode of Fringe with me. How about you? Me: Oh okay, you’re mocking me. Like that’s what I needed...

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]]> http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/women-women/feed/ 0 Scary Movie http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/scary-movie/ http://www.lilchats.com/webcomic/scary-movie/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:00:45 +0000 Nick http://www.lilchats.com/?p=200 Cowboy Wash.: I have to shut down. brb. Back! Me: I saw this movie. It was SO scary. Me: Here's the trailer: http://www...com/trailer/8206/ Cowboy Wash.: one sec. Cowboy Wash.: um, one sec. Me: Did you look at it? Cowboy Wash.: Can you just tell me about it? I'm too scared to click the link.

Cowboy Wash.: I have to shut down. brb. Back! Me: I saw this movie. It was SO scary. Me: Here's the trailer: http://www...com/trailer/8206/ Cowboy Wash.: one sec. Cowboy Wash.: um, one sec. Me: Did you look at it? Cowboy Wash.: Can you just tell me about it? I'm too scared to click the link.

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Message from myself to myself: I wrote this in 2009. What’s 2010 like? The weather’s been great in 2009. That’s all I have to say to my future self.

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Cowboy Wash.: Do anything good for New Year's Eve? Me: Not really, I went to a dinner party. Cowboy Wash.: Ah, how did that go? Me: Let's just say, I tried to make it through by choking myself on brownies and rum. Cowboy Wash.: Any success? Me: Well, after my third trip to the brownie tray, I tripped over a rottweiler and spilled my rum on a stranger. Cowboy Wash.: Bad plan, huh? Me: Actually, it worked brilliantly. Me: The wife dragged me home, and I enjoyed the rest of the evening in my boxers.

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Happy New Year! Prediction: 2010 is the future, expect to see flying cars, holographic computers, and robot hookers.

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RichKid: What did you get for Christmas? Me: I got a PS3 Slim! RichKid: I got one for my birthday a year ago. You know the slim doesn't have backwards compatibility. No PS2 games for you. Me: Yea, well, I've been playing MW2 non-stop. It's awesome! RichKid: I beat it already. You really need to play the first one to fully enjoy it. Me: I also got Star Trek on BluRay. RichKid: Got it the day it came out. It's better in the theater. Me: So, what did you get? RichKid: Eh, nothing special.

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Wife: Can you get the clothes out of the dryer? Me: Are you ready yet? Wife: I'm looking for a longer shirt that will cover a tiny hole in my jeans. Wife: Speaking of the hole, Christmas gift idea... Me: Check. You want longer shirts.

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Me: My boss's wife wanted more ram so I ordered a 2GB stick on Newegg. Euroboy: I can't go in public. I have to wait until I get home. Me: I used to be the same way. Euroboy: What changed for you? Me: At my last job, I noticed all the older guys spent a lot of time in the bathroom. Me: One day, I gave it a shot, and it hit me. Basically, you're getting paid for it. It was great. Me: Now, I try to save it for work. And once you go at work, public toilets aren't much different. Euroboy: Sorry, I’ve got to run home!

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Mother: I found a job! Me: Wait, I thought you wanted Dad to get a job. Mother: It's a long story, but your dad and I are going to be giving farm tours! Me: Farm tours? Mother: Yea, we're going to do hay rides and a petting zoo and we might have reindeer for Christmas and maybe a Christmas tree patch. The list goes on. Me: I'm not sure I want to know any more...

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Me: So, the movie wasn't any good? Mother: Your dad needs to get a job. Will you keep your eyes open? Me: Are you serious? He just retired. Mother: Just something part-time. Maybe he could be a security guard. Me: You guys don't even have any bills. Mother: Yea, I know, but he's around the house too much now.

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