Dinner Party

Cowboy Wash.: Do anything good for New Year's Eve? Me: Not really, I went to a dinner party. Cowboy Wash.: Ah, how did that go? Me: Let's just say, I tried to make it through by choking myself on brownies and rum. Cowboy Wash.: Any success? Me: Well, after my third trip to the brownie tray, I tripped over a rottweiler and spilled my rum on a stranger. Cowboy Wash.: Bad plan, huh? Me: Actually, it worked brilliantly. Me: The wife dragged me home, and I enjoyed the rest of the evening in my boxers.

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Happy New Year! Prediction: 2010 is the future, expect to see flying cars, holographic computers, and robot hookers.

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Presents!

RichKid: What did you get for Christmas? Me: I got a PS3 Slim! RichKid: I got one for my birthday a year ago. You know the slim doesn't have backwards compatibility. No PS2 games for you. Me: Yea, well, I've been playing MW2 non-stop. It's awesome! RichKid: I beat it already. You really need to play the first one to fully enjoy it. Me: I also got Star Trek on BluRay. RichKid: Got it the day it came out. It's better in the theater. Me: So, what did you get? RichKid: Eh, nothing special.

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Christmas Gift Idea

Wife: Can you get the clothes out of the dryer? Me: Are you ready yet? Wife: I'm looking for a longer shirt that will cover a tiny hole in my jeans. Wife: Speaking of the hole, Christmas gift idea... Me: Check. You want longer shirts.

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Public Toilets

Me: My boss's wife wanted more ram so I ordered a 2GB stick on Newegg. Euroboy: I can't go in public. I have to wait until I get home. Me: I used to be the same way. Euroboy: What changed for you? Me: At my last job, I noticed all the older guys spent a lot of time in the bathroom. Me: One day, I gave it a shot, and it hit me. Basically, you're getting paid for it. It was great. Me: Now, I try to save it for work. And once you go at work, public toilets aren't much different. Euroboy: Sorry, I’ve got to run home!

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