Public Toilets

Me: My boss's wife wanted more ram so I ordered a 2GB stick on Newegg. Euroboy: I can't go in public. I have to wait until I get home. Me: I used to be the same way. Euroboy: What changed for you? Me: At my last job, I noticed all the older guys spent a lot of time in the bathroom. Me: One day, I gave it a shot, and it hit me. Basically, you're getting paid for it. It was great. Me: Now, I try to save it for work. And once you go at work, public toilets aren't much different. Euroboy: Sorry, I’ve got to run home!

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Farm Tours

Mother: I found a job! Me: Wait, I thought you wanted Dad to get a job. Mother: It's a long story, but your dad and I are going to be giving farm tours! Me: Farm tours? Mother: Yea, we're going to do hay rides and a petting zoo and we might have reindeer for Christmas and maybe a Christmas tree patch. The list goes on. Me: I'm not sure I want to know any more...

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Retirement

Me: So, the movie wasn't any good? Mother: Your dad needs to get a job. Will you keep your eyes open? Me: Are you serious? He just retired. Mother: Just something part-time. Maybe he could be a security guard. Me: You guys don't even have any bills. Mother: Yea, I know, but he's around the house too much now.

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Internet Backgammon

Me: We've got company meetings all week long. Dad: Want to play internet backgammon? Me: Dad, I just said I have meetings all week long. Dad: You do remember how to play backgammon, don’t you? Me: Sigh... Dad: How about online Texas Hold 'Em?

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