Goat Man Movie

Published in Webcomic on November 30th, 2009 6:00 am

Me: already posted it and sold it before I realized you would want it. Dad: Mom and I want to go see a movie. Me: Is that what retired folks do all day? Dad: Have you seen the Goat Man movie with George Clooney? Me: Men Who Stare At Goats? No, I haven't seen it. Dad: Is it any good?

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Thanksgiving Edition

Published in Webcomic on November 25th, 2009 6:00 am

Cowboy Wash.: Now, I have to open that box again... Me: I can’t get into Thanksgiving. There’s no spirit. Cowboy Wash.: What? No way! I can’t wait for all the food! Me: True, but where's the senseless commercialization? Cowboy Wash.: Grocery stores sell turkeys like crazy. Me: Yea, but that's so one dimentional. I want pilgrim costumes and turkey pinatas. Me: How about plastic Mayflower baubles, or maybe even gummi bears in the shape of turkeys. Me: Where’s the pageantry and tradition? Cowboy Wash.: You could watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Me: Ahhhhhhh!

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On another note, Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for EVERYTHING! Especially all the comments that I’m about to get!?!? Huh, can I get a comment? Peeps? That’s you!

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Christmas Tree Competition

Published in Webcomic on November 23rd, 2009 6:00 am

Wife: Can I get a favor? Me: Uh oh... Wife: I need you to get the tree out of the attic. I can get the rest of the decorations myself. Me: It's November! We haven't even celebrated Thanksgiving yet. Wife: I know, but I saw on Facebook that they already have their tree up across the street. Me: What, is it a competition now? Wife: I also want to get a live tree to put in the Florida room. Me: Okay, you win. Your two trees beats the neighbor's early tree.

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Zombie Survival Camp

Published in Webcomic on November 21st, 2009 6:00 am

Me: I'm trying to figure out if my old grudge has simmered long enough to make room for a new one. Euroboy: We should start a zombie survival fantasy camp. Me: If you think about it, that's what summer camp really is. Euroboy: Say what? Me: Look, you take a bunch of kids out of their urban setting, put them in a secluded cabin. Me: Add in archery, horseback riding, backcountry trails and fire-building skills. Me: That's all pretty much straight out of a zombie survival handbook. Euroboy: Whoa, I'm thinking with a little marketing, some new branding, and a dilapidated summer camp, we could make a killing!

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