Thanksgiving Edition

Published in Webcomic on November 25th, 2009 6:00 am

Cowboy Wash.: Now, I have to open that box again... Me: I can’t get into Thanksgiving. There’s no spirit. Cowboy Wash.: What? No way! I can’t wait for all the food! Me: True, but where's the senseless commercialization? Cowboy Wash.: Grocery stores sell turkeys like crazy. Me: Yea, but that's so one dimentional. I want pilgrim costumes and turkey pinatas. Me: How about plastic Mayflower baubles, or maybe even gummi bears in the shape of turkeys. Me: Where’s the pageantry and tradition? Cowboy Wash.: You could watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Me: Ahhhhhhh!

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On another note, Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for EVERYTHING! Especially all the comments that I’m about to get!?!? Huh, can I get a comment? Peeps? That’s you!

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Christmas Tree Competition

Published in Webcomic on November 23rd, 2009 6:00 am

Wife: Can I get a favor? Me: Uh oh... Wife: I need you to get the tree out of the attic. I can get the rest of the decorations myself. Me: It's November! We haven't even celebrated Thanksgiving yet. Wife: I know, but I saw on Facebook that they already have their tree up across the street. Me: What, is it a competition now? Wife: I also want to get a live tree to put in the Florida room. Me: Okay, you win. Your two trees beats the neighbor's early tree.

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Zombie Survival Camp

Published in Webcomic on November 21st, 2009 6:00 am

Me: I'm trying to figure out if my old grudge has simmered long enough to make room for a new one. Euroboy: We should start a zombie survival fantasy camp. Me: If you think about it, that's what summer camp really is. Euroboy: Say what? Me: Look, you take a bunch of kids out of their urban setting, put them in a secluded cabin. Me: Add in archery, horseback riding, backcountry trails and fire-building skills. Me: That's all pretty much straight out of a zombie survival handbook. Euroboy: Whoa, I'm thinking with a little marketing, some new branding, and a dilapidated summer camp, we could make a killing!

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Disaster Movies

Published in Webcomic on November 20th, 2009 6:00 am

Cowboy Wash.: Have you seen 2012? Me: Nah, I'm not much for disaster movies. Cowboy Wash.: Me neither. The Day After Tomorrow was only ok. Me: Never saw it. I'm not sure I've ever seen a true disaster movie. Cowboy Wash.: It had more of a zombie survival feel than mass destruction. Me: WHOA! I want to see it! You may have just blown my mind.

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Special Note: From now on, I’m not going to number future comics. It was always a pain when I reordered them. This is much more simple.

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