16: The Locker Room

Me: i can grow a nice 'scruff', but nothing that says 'lumberjack.' Euroboy: My job got everyone gym memberships. Me: Hey, that's pretty cool. Euroboy: That's what I thought... at first. Euroboy: I went down there during lunch. The place seemed nice until I finished up and headed for the locker room. Euroboy: I went in and was surrounded by guys from work... only completely NAKED! Me: WTF! What did you do? Euroboy: What could I do? I stripped down, followed my boss into the shower and asked him some banal work questions as I soaped up.

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15: Valentine’s Day Edition

Wife: Will you do me a favor. :) Me: Sure thing! Wife: Can you get me a glass of sprite from the kitchen? Me: Umm... we're in the same room. You're sitting two feet away! Wife: True, but you already agreed. I'd like it in one of the blue mugs, please.

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14: Dream Girl

Me: but I'm not sure if I'm that good, sounds hard. Sent at 3:20 PM on Wednesday. Euroboy: Ok, I need your help. I met this girl. Euroboy: Well, I didn't meet her, but the last two days I've ran into her at lunch. And I think she purposely sat two seats away from me. Not sure what to make of that, but I think it might be destiny. Is it too soon to call her my dream girl? Me: You should just go talk to her. Euroboy: Who are you? Me: Sorry, that was my wife. She was using my computer.

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13: Public Displays of Eating

Cowboy Wash.: i wish it was socialy acceptable to have a shower after every meal. Me: I wish it was socially acceptable for eating to not be socially acceptable. Me: Kinda like eating was like using the bathroom where you had to do it in private, and it was rude to let other people see you eat. Me: There would be no pressure to eat more or less than you wanted. No pressure to eat things you didn't want and no big deal if you spill it on you. Me: Are you there? Cowboy Wash.: Sorry, someone brought doughnuts.

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